This raises several questions right away:
- Did the Fassa Bortolo driver yesterday not actually get saddle sores, but was just afraid of impotence?
- Who is the father of Jan Ullrich's daughter - given that he's an avowed recumbent cyclist?
- Is recumbent cyclist now an official insult for machos?
At Megawatt: The Last Latent Appliance Fetishist there's the original article.